He currently sits at 9997 and told me yesterday he feels shy about entering the 10k club. I'm here to tell him to stay where he is. No more posts for Bonny.

In all seriousness, congratulations (I think?)! It's great to have you in the 10k club (I think?).

Open season roast begins now unlike that other roast threat that went nowhere.

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....Awkward....

...Doubly awkward...

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Is this more awkward than the time you got caught putting peanut butter on your balls?

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12 Team NHL Salary Cap Dynasty
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Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

F - Stamkos, Perry, E.Staal, Voracek, J.Staal, Simmonds, Ott, Downie, J.Jokinen, Eller, Nielson, Prust
D - Martin, Faulk, Brodie, Ellerby, M.Weber, Stone
G - Bobrovsky, Halak
Bench - Brunner, Brodie, Strachan, Khudobin, Lindback, Neuvirth, Ramo

Prospects - Calvert, Forsberg, Etem, Namestinikov, Kreider, Cundari

LOL... yeah... the fireworks we are all expecting for bondon's 10K are getting diminished by our set-up threads (myself included).
We all have this wonderful feeling of optimism that once he crosses 10K the fantasy hockey gods will shine upon us and end the lockout.

Will he go all teary-eyed Dean Youngblood style with a book about his time here?
Will he go with just a standard post?
Will one of the holy trinity (Dobber/Angus/Shoeless) set up a special thread for him?
Will he lose track and make a Blue Jay baseball post his 10K?

Regardless... I'll be sad to see the "special.ist" avatar go.
This thread has already been derailed.
That 10K thread has to be an all-out 1-post-only thread for each of us where we give him the accolades he deserves! (all the other threads are just roasts, LOL!!!)

I was going to say we should invite queenoftheharpies to chime in but even I'm not that cruel.

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I made a new signature picture to mark the occasion... Bondon told me to do one related to goalies but as usual that was bad info.

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

So you're saying that the Fehrs are bigger boobs than Bettman?

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Yes, but as any boob aficionado will tell you that size is only one aspect in measuring a boob's worth. It is safe to say that Bettman would be a runty little thing in any form though.


Not trying to derail or anything, just trying to bait Bondon into blowing # 10k on something trivial, like boobs.

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

Boobs are not trivial.

Bondon is sitting on #9999. Buzzkillington.

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