Since I'm bored to tears, I might as well make my needs heard and hopefully Santa Derek will be able to deliver by Christmas morning.

All I want for Christmas is:

- A new Xbox to play Halo 4
- Time to play Halo 4
- A cheaper cell phone plan
- The world not to end on Dec 21st
- Another 5 yrs out of my fat 20 yr old cat
- More traffic on the Dobber forums
- Bettman and Fehr to get hit by a bus (preferably at the same time)
- Hockey to resume
- 2 more expansion teams for my Fantrax H2H salary league
- Unlimited bacon poutine on call
- And World Peace of course!

Please list any of your secret desires here on this thread, and you can include your own Christmas want list as well I suppose.

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12 Team NHL Salary Cap Dynasty -daily starts
H2H, Salary Cap 82mil, Player actual salaries (all)
+/-,G,A,GWG,PTS,STP,PIM,SOG,HT,BS,GAA,SO,SV,W
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

Forwards: Fleischmann, Duchene, Ennis, Kessel, M.Koivu, Neal, Conacher, D.Sedin, H.Sedin, Bailey, J.Thornton, Bozak
Defense: Carlson, Gardiner, Kulikov, Franson, Dillon, MacDonald
Goalie: Rask, Crawford
Reserves: B.Schenn, Cowen, Fraser, Gryba, Brodeur, Emery, Pavelec
Prospects: Gallagher, Chiasson, Killorn, A.Larsson, Murphy, Rielly
Fantrax TAHL 2013 Champion

All I want for Christmas is:

[ahem...]

Hockey to resume

-Bacon Poutine (yes, I stole that from Gainer)

-Kegerator (cuz that's what I need...MORE beer in my house)

-Boxer-briefs that don't ride up on me when I am out with my wife

-The NIH to fund a study concluding a diet of red meat, sausage and beer lowers odds of cardiovascular endpoints, lowers LDL and BP

-Bettman and Fehr to publicly admit they're married and this lockout is all just a misunderstanding owed to Bettie-muffins tendency to squeeze the toothpaste from the middle

-The entire Middle East to quit killing for one day

-Paulina Gretzky to close her legs for one day

-A pony (just cuz I think that would be neat to be able to say "I have a pony")

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Four out of three people have difficulty with fractions

Commish - Twisted Wrister Fantasy Hockey League

12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

All I want for Christmas is:

-resolution to the CBA as soon as possible
-play the Pierre McGuire game with my old man over christmas (http://forums.dobbersports.com/showt...Guire+drinking)
-Bettman and Fehr both resign after the lockout is over
-A winter classic game on the first couple of days of January
-a million dollars (cue Barenaked Ladies)

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Ultimate Dynasty League
16 Team Dynasty League H2H: G, A, P, PPP, SHP, +/-, PIM, SOG, W, L, GAA, SvPct, SHO

C: Stamkos, Getzlaf, Carter
LW: Ovechkin, Kovalchuk, Brown
RW: Iginla, Pavelski, Horton
D: Byfuglien, J.Johnson, Goligoski, Hedman, Hamonic
U: Mueller
G: Schneider, Hiller,
B: E. Johnson, S.Kostitsyn, Neil, Biron, Giguere
IR:
Prospect: Nail Yakupov, Tangradi

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UHL Dynasty St. Louis Blues
...a bad team trying to rebuild...

I think these two might be a bit of a stretch but the bacon poutine is definitely a dose of reality that everyone should face.

Does anyone know a place in Calgary that I can acquire good Bacon Poutine? I will rep for good answers. I will rep for bad answers.

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12 Team NHL Salary Cap Dynasty -daily starts
H2H, Salary Cap 82mil, Player actual salaries (all)
+/-,G,A,GWG,PTS,STP,PIM,SOG,HT,BS,GAA,SO,SV,W
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

Forwards: Fleischmann, Duchene, Ennis, Kessel, M.Koivu, Neal, Conacher, D.Sedin, H.Sedin, Bailey, J.Thornton, Bozak
Defense: Carlson, Gardiner, Kulikov, Franson, Dillon, MacDonald
Goalie: Rask, Crawford
Reserves: B.Schenn, Cowen, Fraser, Gryba, Brodeur, Emery, Pavelec
Prospects: Gallagher, Chiasson, Killorn, A.Larsson, Murphy, Rielly
Fantrax TAHL 2013 Champion

The obvious , the lockout to be over!
A redo on life , knowing what I know now!
World peace!
World hunger to be a thing of the past!
To win all my hockey pools at least once!
POOL ON!

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Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun.

LW - Malkin
LW - J. Skinner
LW - T. Ennis
LW - Conacher
LW - Raymond
C - Matthias
C - M. Richards
C - V. Filppula
C - Vermette
RW - B. Schenn
RW - M. Read
RW - J. Huberdeau
RW - M. Gaborik
Def. - Pietrangelo
Def. - B. Smith
Def. - Diaz
Def. - OEL
Def. - Stoner
G - Louongo
G - Markstrom
G - Neuvirth

Have you tried out 'The Big Cheese' on 17th Ave?

.....is to win my Survivor Pool.

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12 team H2H Keeper
G,A,PP,PIM,SOG
W,GAA,SV%,SO
C:Giroux,Zberg,Marleau,Kadri
LW:Ovi,Neal,Pach,Benn
RW:Perry,MSL,Wheeler
D:Yandle,Subban,Edler,OEL
G: Lundqvist,Miller,MAF

12 Team H2H
R,2b,3b,HR,RBI,AVG,SB,BB,K,E
W,L,SV,HLD,K,ERA,WHIP
C:Santana
1B:Blanks
2B:Kipnis
3B:Zimmer
SS:Rutledge
LF:Cespeds
CF:McCutch
RF:Pence
Util:Profar
SP:Cain,Moore,Latos,Kennedy,Ryu,Medlen,Cole
RP:Bailey,Rivera,Jansen,Gregerson,Axford
DL:Anderson, Pineda,Tulo

All these mature, rational, and responsible lists.....I'm so disappointed in you guys....I'll put together a real list and include pictures.....In no particular order....

A Ferrari F12 Berlinetta.....



A lifetime supply of Unibroue beers



Amber Heard

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You know it's going to be a good day when you open up your mailbox and find out the previous tenant was a playboy subscriber

Dallas Stars Team Coverage
Friday Night Studs And Duds
Common Sewer of good beer

You do realize that Amber Heard swings the other way right?

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10 Team, Points Only, $$ League, Keep 20/25 at seasons end
25 Man Roster, top 20 monthly point getters count
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt

Stamkos, Tavares, Hall, Couture, Hanzal, Wheeler, Stastny, Versteeg, Fisher, Hornqvist, Eriksson, Hodgson, Setoguchi, Turris, Steen, Letang, DRoy, Yakupov, Grabner, Byfuglien, Baertschi

G-Rask, Halak, Schneider

She bats for both teams last I knew. If not I got lots of other options.

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You know it's going to be a good day when you open up your mailbox and find out the previous tenant was a playboy subscriber

Dallas Stars Team Coverage
Friday Night Studs And Duds
Common Sewer of good beer