Awesome! Here's another one of my favorites...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htVkGx4_GqA

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All of them, every goddamn one. Best show ever. Though, with my last name being Power, the whole Max Power episode and in particular the Max Power song.

Though, I die a little inside when I quote the Simpsons at work and all I get are blank stares...

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20 Team H2H Dynasty - Winnipeg Jets
G A Pts +/- PIM SOG STP Hit Blk FOW - W GAA SV SV% SO

Start 4 C-8W-6D-1G

C: Backstrom, Datsyuk (C/W), Fisher, Jokinen, Brodziak
W: Skinner (C/W), Lucic, Wheeler, Glencross, Boedker, Kassian, MacArthur, Talbot, Prust
D: Karlsson, Ekman-Larsson, Carle, Josi, M. Stuart, Hamilton, Postma
G: Miller, Montoya
P: Bjugstad, Trouba, Jurco, Armia, J. Campbell
IR: Gustavsson

Two from Treehouse of Horror 4 (I think) that always tickled my funny bone:

Ned Flanders: I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon...
Richard Nixon: But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.
Ned Flanders: Hey listen, I did a favor for you!
Richard Nixon: Yes, Master.
Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.


Bart Simpson: [sees the gremlin eating away at the school bus] Otto, you've got to do something. There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!
[Otto looks out the window. Alongside the bus is an AMC Gremlin being driven by Hans Moleman]
Otto: No problem, Bart dude. I'll get rid of it
[runs Moleman off the road, causing the car to burst into flames]

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Skaters:
G=3.6A=3.6PPP=.9SHP=.9FOW=.1FOL=-.1Blocked Shots=.3SOG=.2Hits=.2PIMs=.2+/-=.7
Goalies:
W=5L=-5GA=-.75Save=.5SO=12.5OTL=2.5
CCrosby,Backstrom,Giroux,Shaw,Goc
LWLucic,Tlusty,Ponikarovsky,,G.Bourque,M.Martin
RWHeatley,Umberger,Clarkson,Prospal,Setoguchi,N.John son
DEnstrom,Boyle,Burns,Nikitin,Diaz
GLuongo,Nabokov,Bernier,Bobrovsky
IR
FGranlund,Yakupov,K.Palmieri,Jarnkrok,Khokhlachev,H ertl,Girgensons,Paajarvi,Beach,Beck,Eakin,Ashton,R undblad,Gormley,Spurgeon,Morrow,Schmaltz,Campbell

Ahh there's so many but here's one of my favs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4

"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxm...feature=relmfu

Two more.

Four day weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09n70oYpZNw

Elmo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoFRIHtUbM

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Skaters:
G=3.6A=3.6PPP=.9SHP=.9FOW=.1FOL=-.1Blocked Shots=.3SOG=.2Hits=.2PIMs=.2+/-=.7
Goalies:
W=5L=-5GA=-.75Save=.5SO=12.5OTL=2.5
CCrosby,Backstrom,Giroux,Shaw,Goc
LWLucic,Tlusty,Ponikarovsky,,G.Bourque,M.Martin
RWHeatley,Umberger,Clarkson,Prospal,Setoguchi,N.John son
DEnstrom,Boyle,Burns,Nikitin,Diaz
GLuongo,Nabokov,Bernier,Bobrovsky
IR
FGranlund,Yakupov,K.Palmieri,Jarnkrok,Khokhlachev,H ertl,Girgensons,Paajarvi,Beach,Beck,Eakin,Ashton,R undblad,Gormley,Spurgeon,Morrow,Schmaltz,Campbell

Homer at the gun shop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY

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I love how the Simpsons is always able to poke fun at different individuals and groups in society. my favourite moment is from the Stonecutter`s episode which makes fun of the Mason`s.

Once Homer is admitted to the Stonecutter`s he starts to get all of the "ìnsider information" including that the real number to call in an emergency is 9-1-2.

Then Homer is being shamed and this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/results?searc....1.XhADKatOHRQ

and finally the song the Stonecutter's sing at their dinner table:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZI_aEalijE

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12 team H-2-H 1 year league, daily roster 3 goalie start minimum
2xC, 2xRW, 2xLW, 4xD, 3xUtil, 2xG, 5 Bench
G, A, P, +/-, PIM, PPP, SHP, GWG, Hits, W, SV%, GAA
C: Stamkos,Thornton, Riberio, Stepan, Desharnais, Clune
LW: Moulson, Dupuis, Prust,
RW: Kessel, P. Kane, Wheeler, Stempniak
D: Hamonic, Zidlicky, Franson, Muzzin
G: Bryzgalov, Hiller, Fasth

Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes...repeatedly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo

April Fools http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZ_fV3fmXk

No TV and no beer make Homer something something...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE

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G,A,PPP,+/-,SOG,Hits,Blocks,Wins,GAA,SV% - Keep 4
4C-Kopitar,M.Koivu,Stepan,Matthias,Prospal
4L-Marleau,Steen,M.Foligno,N.Foligno,Morrow,Umberger
4R-Hossa,Hornqvist,Little,Alfredsson,Oshie
6D-Byfuglien,Phaneuf,Doughty,J.Johnson,Burns,Wideman, Kostka,Methot
2G-M.Smith,Backstrom,Reimer

12 Team Salary Cap Roto Dynasty 3rd (G,A,Pts,FPts,DPts,Pim,SOG,H,BS,W+OTL+SO,GAA,SV%)
12F-Ovechkin,Kopitar,P&E Kane,Kessel,Ryan,M&N Foligno,Ennis,Hodgson,Killorn,Horton,Wolski,Morrow ,Bonino
6D-Subban,J.Johnson,Carle,Wizniewski,Franson,Spurgeon ,Kostka,M.Fraser
2G-Rask,Anderson,Emery
Farm-Markstrom,Scrivens,Brunner,Nyquist,G.Bourque,B.Con nolly,T.Barrie,Brennan,Barberio,Orlov

One of the best segments ever in the Treehouse of Horror series...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlgQQgDhH7U

I wish there was more than just audio, but I the only one I could find that had the full audio and video was in German.