"Ze gogglez do nussing!!!"

The episode when Lisa and Bart play on opposite hockey teams has many classic lines and movements

Lisa kicks the air, Bart swings his arms punching...both saying "if you get in my way its your fault"

Marge enters - "stop fighting"

Homer enters - "I want to see you guys fighting for your parents love"

Next scene:

Homer - "ok pie I'm going to open my mouth and if you get in my way its your fault" ....as Homer walks forward with his mouth open he hits his head on the hood of the stove... "to hell with it" ...he eats the pie.

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I thought of that episode as soon as I noticed this thread.

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A classic- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6xVQwIOYQ

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My favorite simpsons moment/episode was in Season 1 when Bart wanted to be a daredevil and jump the Gorge. Homer steps up and talks him out of doing it at the top of the hill while standing on the skateboard (he tells Bart he will do it instead of Bart) then proceeds to slowly start down the hill by mistake. He almost makes it across the Gorge (saying out loud) "I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, this is the happiest day of my life" or something to that extent then proceeds to fall short of the mighty jump and falls to the bottom of the Gorge.

As if that wasnt bad enough, the Ambulance that picked up Homer then hits a tree and Homer, while strapped to the gurney kicks out the back door and back down the Gorge again.

Classic shit right there. I still laugh everytime I see that episode.

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Favorite Simpsons moment is when Barney finds himself alone in Moe's Tavern for whatever reason, and ends up under the beer tap guzzling the beer, says "Oh oh, my heart stopped", wait 3 seconds, "There it goes", keeps on guzzling. LMFAO!

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One of the funniest bits on that show was a sight gag.

In the Mr Plow episode the bit were Homer goes to rescue Barney the plow king on forbidding widows peak and Homer's truck starts to topple over the edge of the cliff. Homer rights the truck simply by adjusting the station on the radio and as the needle goes from left to right across the dial it tips the truck back on all four wheels.

Oh yeah and the bit at the very end with Homer and Marge after the plow gets repossessed...

Marge: Now Homie you have your health. You have your best friend back. And you do have the certain special something....

Homer: You mean...

Marge: Mmm hmmm

Homer: Mr Plow that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow. Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by extended periods of gettin it ooooonnnn

That one really requires the video to get the full humor of it. It's all in the delivery.

Agreed, that's a great moment.

Then there's when homer is checking out the plow and sees the salesman.

Before that, there's a really hot girl advertising a draw for a chance to win a car.

Several guys walk by and say, "Do you come with the car?"

She giggles in the exact same tone every time a guy asks her.

Homer: "Twenty thousand dollars? I can't afford that."

Salesman: "Pally, this car doesn't cost money it makes money."

Homer: "I don't know I really should ask my wife."

Salesman: "Your wife? Woo chss, woo shhh (whipping noise)."

Homer: "You think I'm gonna buy a 20,000 dollar truck just cuz you're making that noise?"

Salesman: "Wooo cshhh woo chss!"

Homer: "I'll take it!"

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My favorite has to be the Frank Scorpio episode with Globex:

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh... I... no.

and

Bart: So, what you in here for?
Gordy: I'm from Canada and everyone thinks I'm slow, eh.
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Warren: I start fires!


Or one I just saw the other day....pretty racy for the Simpsons I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5SK7Iz-CYhttp://

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Two for a slow Sunday morning...

[Flanders, a zombie, approaches Homer]
Ned Flanders: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?
[Homer kills Flanders by blasting his head apart with a shotgun]
Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders.
Homer: He was a zombie?

and...

[the FBI breaks in looking for Mother Simpson]
Grampa: All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!
Bill Gannon: Are you stalling for time, or are you just senile?
Grampa: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Who hasn't said 'a little from column a, a little from column b' at some point in their lives?

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