http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2012/04...ool-draft.html

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Daly: Never mind. The next pick goes to Jay Feaster. Jay, please restore some sanity.
Feaster: I take Jarome Iginla.
Daly: Sigh…
Bettman: Jay, just a reminder, this is a playoff pool. You're going to want to take players from teams that are in the playoffs.
Feaster: We feel confident that the Flames will be there.
Bettman: That's completely impossible and everyone knows it.
Feaster (enthusiastically): We're going for it!
Bettman: You're delusional.
Feaster: Agree to disagree.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha.
Glad I'm not a Flames fan.

Might be the best one this season.

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12 team H2H Keeper
G,A,PP,PIM,SOG
W,GAA,SV%,SO
C:Giroux,Zberg,Marleau,Kadri
LW:Ovi,Neal,Pach,Benn
RW:Perry,MSL,Wheeler
D:Yandle,Subban,Edler,OEL
G: Lundqvist,Miller,MAF

12 Team H2H
R,2b,3b,HR,RBI,AVG,SB,BB,K,E
W,L,SV,HLD,K,ERA,WHIP
C:Buck
1B:Santana
2B:Kipnis
3B:Zimmer
SS:Tulo
LF:Marte
CF:McCutch
RF:Pence
Util:Ozuna
SP:Cain,Moore,Latos,Kennedy,Ryu,Guthrie
RP:Henderson,Rivera,League,Gregerson,Herrera
DL:Hart,Anderson,Bailey

Ww.. Now this is definitely priceless!!

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Zorro says "vote for Dobber"
Angus is my best friend at dobberhockey..
Bruins believer since BIRTH..
Fav player: Cam Neely..

Yeah, some great stuff there!

my personal fav: "After all, if you get your first major decision wrong you might accidentally set a precedent that ruins the rest of the playoffs."

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CBS 8 team keeper(5-8) - Points only

C: Tavares, Duchesne, Eberle, Nugent-Hopkins
LW: Parise, Benn, Neal
RW: Kessel, Giroux, Stewart
D: Green,Karlson, Carlson, Whitney, Edler, White
G: Rinne, Lundqvist
2LW,2C,2RW,4D,1G pts.= G=2, PPG=3, SH=5, A=1, W=3, S=.2, GA=-1, SO=4,


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Hehe, gold I tells ya!

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

LOL awesome! I always knew that there was some unknown reason at the time why Weber didn't get suspended :-)

Rylant

This is probably my all-time favourite from DGB. His after-the-fact bashing is always brilliant. Plus he's a Leafs guy and definitely isn't a homer like some other writers. All 30 teams and the league office are fair game. Love it!

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Oh, he's a Leafs homer. Just loves to bash them as much as the rest of the world. He started out as a Leafs bashing blog and then just evolved to the rest of the NHL. No holds barred, anyone and everyone is fair share at being blasted.

Extremely hilarious. This was a good one, but I've read better from him in the past. But they are all worth a read.

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16 Team H2H - Dynasty

Start 3 C/LW/RW each, 5 D, 1 Util, 2 G (IR)

G/A/P/PIM/PPP/SHP/(+/-)/SOG
W/L/GAA/SV%/SHO

C - Berglund, Little, Ott
LW - EKane, Foligno, Kulemin
RW - Kessel, Backes
D - Weber, Green, Yandle, Meszaros, Voynob, Spurgeon, Stralman, Beauch
G - Lundqvist, Rask
Farm : Markstrom, MikGranlund, Tatar, Brodin, Orlov, Merrill, Stalock, Kabanov, Moore

He might be a homer but he doesn't show the homer characteristics that make him lose respect and credibility. He's not the Jack Edwards of writing.

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