The best way to handle a drunk in public citation in Edson, Alberta....

Is to belt out Bohemian Rhapsody in the car after your arrest.

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H2H - 16 team - 4 player keeper league - (Roster: 6F, 3D, 5 BE, 2 G | 2 IR)
G, A, +/-, PIM, SOG, PPP || GAA, SV%, SO

F - Crosby, Malkin, Parise, Bergeron, Weiss, J. Staal,
D - Shattenkirk, Bieksa, Green
BE- R O'Reilly, M. Michalek, Setoguchi, Briere, Goligoski
G - Lundqvist, Halak

IR -A. McDonald, M. Koivu

That is awesome! I see a Daniel Tosh web redemption in his future.

The best 6 minutes I've spent on the internet since I discovered pr0nz.

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mounD: 2011-12 Champs // 2012-13 Champs
12 Team H2H Keeper (Keep 18)
3C, 3LW, 3RW, 3F, 6D, 2G, 5BN (IR)
G, A, +/-, PIM, PPP, SHP, SOG, FoW // W, Sv%, GAA, SHO

C: Getzlaf, Backes(RW),B. Richards,
LW: Parise, Hall, Kunitz, Ladd, Marchand(C,LW)
RW: Kessel, Neal(LW) Hossa, Burrows(Lw)
D: Karlsson, Chara, Burns, Boyle
G: Rinne, M. Smith
Bn: Jussi Jokinen(C,LW), Cammalleri(C,LW), Weiss(C), Timonen, Visnosky

Farm: Kadri, Coyle, Gallagher, Järnkrok - Barrie, Trouba, Vatanen - Khudobin

Haha that is brilliant!

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All I've got...all I've got is insane!

"...the brotherhood of man..."

hahaha

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" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."

that is some funny shit

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Four out of three people have difficulty with fractions

Commish - Twisted Wrister Fantasy Hockey League

12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G