Woohoo! Now I can make my re-return to this thread.

Why did they ever get rid of Vanilla Coke in Canada? That stuff was seriously the best. They never respond to any of my hate-mail demanding they bring it back. Maybe it’s for my own good. I’d surely have Type II diabetes by now if it was still on the shelves but I also thing it would be worth it. I’d go as far as losing my left foot to the diabetes induced gout if I could live the rest of my life drinking Vanilla Coke.

Second but related question: Since the people at Coca Cola Canada are clearly idiots, why isn’t some other cola company capitalizing on the lack of vanilla flavoured colas on the market? This is a clear opportunity. I mean, RC cola can’t figure out a way to get some vanilla into the recipe? Pepsi can’t?

Third and final related question: Since no one wants my vanilla cola money (I have plenty saved away!!!!) do you know the correct amount of vanilla extra to add to my regular cola so that it has the same smooth taste of Vanilla Coke?

It is imperative that I get a Vanilla Coke fix. It’s been years and my arms are a scabbed and calloused mess from all the scratching.

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Yeah no doubt...turn your bath water into an Earl Grey tea in no time.

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12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

Spice Box spiced whisky + Coca Cola = Vanilla Coke


It will change your life.

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" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."

Maybe but if it doesn’t work won’t I just end up drunk and depressed? I’ve shed enough tears for Vanilla Coke.

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You'll end up drunk and estatic. Absolutely delicious.

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" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."

This is why I don't play Bingo. They rig the stupid game so you can never win. Its the same stupid old lady that wins every time. She has 24 diferent coloros to stamp her stupid Bingo card and takes up three fricken tables so you have to sit next to some smelly fat guy at the front. To top it off she then rubs it in your face when she yells out "Bingo" every fricken time.

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Studs N Duds - Sunday's

12 Team NHL Salary Cap Dynasty
H2H, Salary Cap 82mil, Player actual salaries
G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

F - Stamkos, Perry, E.Staal, Voracek, J.Staal, Simmonds, Ott, Downie, J.Jokinen, Eller, Nielson, Prust
D - Martin, Faulk, Brodie, Ellerby, M.Weber, Stone
G - Bobrovsky, Halak
Bench - Brunner, Brodie, Strachan, Khudobin, Lindback, Neuvirth, Ramo

Prospects - Calvert, Forsberg, Etem, Namestinikov, Kreider, Cundari

Maybe I missed your answer the last time , so I'll ask again...
"to be or not to be" , that is the qestion.
One more question , do you think Oprah fired Rosie because Rosie
wouldn't leave her partner for Oprah or because Oprah wouldn't
leave Stedman for Rosi or because Oprah wouldn't come clean
about her true lover Gail? Just asking....

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Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun.

LW - Malkin
LW - J. Skinner
LW - T. Ennis
LW - Conacher
LW - Raymond
C - Matthias
C - M. Richards
C - V. Filppula
C - Vermette
RW - B. Schenn
RW - M. Read
RW - J. Huberdeau
RW - M. Gaborik
Def. - Pietrangelo
Def. - B. Smith
Def. - Diaz
Def. - OEL
Def. - Stoner
G - Louongo
G - Markstrom
G - Neuvirth

And despite winning she still fails to make a profit from buying too many cards.

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How long until the next installment of this holiday special? Yes, Derek's Corner has become a holiday.

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12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak