It's funny that nobody questions this kid about sending out 600 tweet requests to just about every known porn star in California. He must have quite the appetite for porn if he knows all of them.

I suppose if she did end up going to the prom with him, they could get the cameraman taking the prom pictures to shoot from obscure close up angles.

Cameraman: "Hey kids, just pretend I'm not here"

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I think there is a big difference between allowing somebody to attend their prom with the date of their choice, and having a school getting a porn star to read to children. I understand a school not wanting pornagraphy being filmed on school property, but to say that he isn't allowed to bring a date of his choice is ridiculous. This is "America", right? The Land of the Free? Sad...

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I saw one article where one of the actresses responded to him that he'd have to be 18 in to see her work...

I think a whole lot of people might realize that the internet 'parental controls' are somewhat lacking... certainly I was stunned to discover that it was possible for teenagers to by pass the 'I am 18' button you click on an adult website to enter.

Err... a friend told me about that button... he messaged me on the church facebook group to voice his outrage. I prayed for him.


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Technically, Ms. Grey was a retired porn star when she went to the school... she had retired earlier in the year, from a legal job, perhaps if she was an ex-con or ex-addict they would have treated her differently.

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It's not illegal to know porn stars' names, so he could have done his research with Google having parental settings on and still been able to figure out their names... Just sayin'

Although, what's the fun in that.

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Ummmm....aren't most high school girls just porn stars in waiting? Just sayin...

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Pornstar wannabes at least...

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Somewhere there are dads reading this thread with a tears forming in their eyes...

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