We all know that's the best part anyway.

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12 team H2H Keeper
G,A,PP,PIM,SOG
W,GAA,SV%,SO
C:Giroux,Zberg,Marleau,Kadri
LW:Ovi,Neal,Pach,Benn
RW:Perry,MSL,Wheeler
D:Yandle,Subban,Edler,OEL
G: Lundqvist,Miller,MAF

12 Team H2H
R,2b,3b,HR,RBI,AVG,SB,BB,K,E
W,L,SV,HLD,K,ERA,WHIP
C:Santana
1B:Blanks
2B:Kipnis
3B:Zimmer
SS:Rutledge
LF:Cespeds
CF:McCutch
RF:Pence
Util:Profar
SP:Cain,Moore,Latos,Kennedy,Ryu,Medlen,Cole
RP:Bailey,Rivera,Jansen,Gregerson,Axford
DL:Anderson, Pineda,Tulo

One of the little secrets I keep from my wife is that I watch a show called "Happy Endings" because of Miss Cuthbert, the movie Girl Next Door, and the fact that I know she's into hockey players.

Mmmmm... yummy.

And they are into her...

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

And here is where the Sean Avery jokes begin...

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UHL Calgary Flames
24-team H2H (roto G, A, GWG, SHP, PPP, PIM, +/, SOG, Hits, Blks, FOW, W, SV, SV%, GAA, SO)

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Twitter:@DH_EricDaoust.

Literally...

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15 Teams Keeper League
25 Players Roster (12F, 6D, 2G, 5B )
Keep Half (6F, 3D, 1G) + 2 Rookies (F&D=100 GP, G=70GP)
F&D = Points Only, G = Win 2, SO 3

F: Crosby*, E.Staal*, Tavares*, Ovechkin, Kesler*, Turris*, Berglund, Mueller, Vermette, Hornqvist, Hanzal, Clowe.
D: Visnovsky*, Yandle*, Hedman*, Ju.Schultz, Nikitin, Spurgeon.
G: Fleury*, Shneider*
B: Strome*, Bailey, P.Larsen, Kassian, Lehner.
* = Keepers from last year.

I hear she is very "sloppy" but that the players don't mind.

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UHL Calgary Flames
24-team H2H (roto G, A, GWG, SHP, PPP, PIM, +/, SOG, Hits, Blks, FOW, W, SV, SV%, GAA, SO)

Capped article archive

Montreal Canadiens coverage

Twitter:@DH_EricDaoust.

Back to the point at hand, it only takes 600 tweets and $400 to get a pornstar to date you... I'm surprised it isn't more popular.

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

A show called "Happy Endings" with Elisha Cuthbert... that sounds like something I could get into.

bah-dum-psssh!!

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Four out of three people have difficulty with fractions

Commish - Twisted Wrister Fantasy Hockey League

12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

Maybe due to her profession?

There was also a huge backlash after Sasha Grey read books to kids at a school.