Woohoo! Now I can make my re-return to this thread.

Why did they ever get rid of Vanilla Coke in Canada? That stuff was seriously the best. They never respond to any of my hate-mail demanding they bring it back. Maybe it’s for my own good. I’d surely have Type II diabetes by now if it was still on the shelves but I also thing it would be worth it. I’d go as far as losing my left foot to the diabetes induced gout if I could live the rest of my life drinking Vanilla Coke.

Second but related question: Since the people at Coca Cola Canada are clearly idiots, why isn’t some other cola company capitalizing on the lack of vanilla flavoured colas on the market? This is a clear opportunity. I mean, RC cola can’t figure out a way to get some vanilla into the recipe? Pepsi can’t?

Third and final related question: Since no one wants my vanilla cola money (I have plenty saved away!!!!) do you know the correct amount of vanilla extra to add to my regular cola so that it has the same smooth taste of Vanilla Coke?

It is imperative that I get a Vanilla Coke fix. It’s been years and my arms are a scabbed and calloused mess from all the scratching.

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