Three guys arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter asks each one in turn to explain how they got there.

The first guy tells his story – “I got off work early and decided to go home and surprise my wife at our new condo. When I’m outside the front door I swear I heard some giggling coming from inside and a man’s voice. I a fit of anger I raced in only to find my wife alone in the bedroom. Still angered I started running around the condo looking for the guy I knew was with my wife. I looked outside and saw someone hanging off of our balcony. In a rage I ran onto the balcony and started jumping up and down on his fingers until he let go and fell 10 stories to the ground. To my surprise the guy was not dead, so I ran into the kitchen and with all my strength picked up the fridge, carried it out on the balcony and dropped it on the son-of-a-bi*%$. Anyways, I was so agitated that I died of heart attack.�

St. Peter makes a note in his book and asks the second guy to tell his story.

The second guy looks at the first guy awkwardly and begins to tell his story – “Well I just started my new job as a window washer and I guess I didn’t tie myself off properly. I’m washing the windows on the 15th floor of this condo when the rope comes undone. I plummet a few stories before I miraculously reach out and manage to grab onto a balcony. Next thing I know, some jack@$$ is jumping up and down on my hands. I fall the rest of the way to ground and somehow find that I am still alive. Then all of a sudden this fridge comes flying down on me and crushes me to death.�

St. Peter raises an eyebrow and comments that this is quite a story and then asks the third guy to tell his story.

The third guy starts his story - “Well I’m hiding out in this fridge……….�

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14 team roto(3C,3RW,3LW,5D,2G,5B,1IR-82 max games)
Cats-G,A,+/-,PPP,PIM,SOG,HITS,FOW,BLKS,W,SV%,GAA,SAVES

C-Toews,B. Richards,Hanzal
RW-Voracek,Stewart,Versteeg
LW-Benn(C),Clowe(RW),Pacioretty
D-Pietrangelo,Doughty,Burns,Ehrhoff,Gonchar
G-Rask,Lindback
B-Emery,Havlat,Coburn,Atkinson,Fiddler

7 team roto(3C,3RW,3LW,4D,1U,2G,4B,3IR-86 max games)
Cats-G,A,P,+/-,PIM,PPP,SHP,GWG,W,SV%,GAA,SO

C-Crosby,E.Staal,Pavelski(RW)
RW-Iginla,Clowe(LW),Wheeler
LW–E.Kane,Pacioretty,Semin(RW)
D–Letang,AP,Subban,Shatty
U-Getz
G-Rask,Ward
B–Kipper,Voracek,Moulson,Burns

An old man was eating in a dinner one night when 3 bikers walked in.
The first biker approached the old man, threw his cigarette into the old man's food, and took a seat at the counter.
Then, the second biker walked over to the old man, spit into his glass of milk, and took a seat at the counter.
Finally, the third biker knocked the old man's plate of food into his lap, and took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers commented to the waitress, "Not much of a man, is he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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Thats me on the street with a violin under my chin, playing with a grin, singing gibberish.





P=1 DPts=1.2 +/-=.32 PIM=.08 PPP=.4 SHP=.6 S=.015 Blk=.2 Hit=.08
W=2 OTL=.8 GA=-.64 SV=.08 SO=3

Pro (23 keep 17)
C- Filppula,Turris,Stastny,Backstrom
D-Boyle,MDZ,Karlsson,Robidas,Goligoski,Schenn,Seiden berg
G-Anderson,Hiller,Rinne
LW-Malone,Parise,Rolston,Eriksson,Ruutu
RW-Alfredsson,Callahan,Setoguchi,Brown,Ryder,Vrbata

Farm (9 keep all, max 200 GP, 100 Goalies)
Colborne,Leblanc,Loktionov,Perreault,Tangradi,Blum ,Poulin,Markstrom