Damn you, Cammalleri! You suck or you're injured for the longest time and then suddenly BAM! you score a hat trick. **** you with a bag of dicks!

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12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak

I couldn't let a bitch-thread go by without taking a shot at NBC Sports for insisting on foisting Doc Emrick upon an unsuspecting populace.

But, I guess if you wanted to hear an NHL game called like the Kentucky Derby, he's your man.

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12 H2H w/ daily changes.
G,A,+/-,PPP,SOG,W,GAA,Sv%.
Keep 6 (5 F/D, 1 D/G) Start 2C, 2LW, 2RW, 3D, 2Util, 2G

C: Getzlaf, Bergeron, Roy, Boyes (RW)
LW: Kovalchuk (RW), Vanek, Lucic
RW: Gaborik, Callahan, C. Stewart, Tarasenko, Chiasson
D: Yandle, Doughty, Goligoski, Carlson
G: Fleury, Varlamov, Markstrom
IR:

I can single-handily kill a player's season by trading for them. Observe:

I traded for Schultz, he now has two points in nine games since the deal.

Joni Pitkanen, three points in nine games since I traded for him.

I traded for Enstrom, he has no points in two games since the deal (after getting 12 in eight games before he joined my team).

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12-team Keeper pool, straight points for forwards & dmen. Goalies get: 2 points per win, 3 per shutout, 1 point per assist & 1 point per shootout loss.

Top 8 forwards, 5 dmen and 2 goalies count.

We keep 8 forwards, 5 dmen, 2 goalies & 1 rookie.

Forwards: Malkin, Stamkos, Getzlaf, Hall, Kunitz, St. Louis, Pavelski, Kadri, Purcell, Hartnell, Brunner, Weiss, Bouchard, McDonald
Defence: Letang, Enstrom, Schultz, Markov, Keith
Goalies: Price, Niemi, Brodeur

My personal blog: http://theryancokeexperience.wordpress.com

Iginla.

Iginla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19R2fDXCzcM

Announcers pronouncing Lindback's name Lindbaaaaaaaack. That's even more wrong than just saying Lindback in plain English. The proper way would be to say it like Lindbeck.

And I just can't stand Florida's announcers when they go "hubie dooby doo!". Just call the game and leave your nonsense out of it. Shades of retarded Rick Jeanneret.

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GO WINGS!

12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak

Kyle Okposo and Erik Johnson suck. I'm just glad I didn't reach for either in my drafts...but still, I should have avoided them altogether!

That is all.

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Drafting Okposo or Johnson at all is reaching for them ... Badabum-ching!

Since starting my fantasy hockey career in 2008, not including this year, I've competed in 11 H2H leagues. I have never ever missed the H2H playoffs in any of those leagues. I'm currently in 9th in a keeper league for a team I took over prior to last season. I'm 14-points out of the last playoff spot. Coincidentally, 14 is the number of categories we count.

Anyway, I just did some research, looking at my totals compared to the other teams. I only rank in the bottom half of the league in 4 out of 14 categories!!! How the hell is it possible for me to be on the outside looking in when my overall totals are so high?!?

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Without me, it's only "aweso".

14 Team 22-man H2H Keeper League (Keep 15 - 4th Year)

G,A,+/-,PIM,PPP,SHP,GWG,SOG,Hits, W,GAA,SA,SV%,SHO

Dress:
3C,3LW,3RW,1F,5D,2G,5BN,3IR

C - Malkin (RW), Backstrom, E Staal, Stoll
LW - Zetterberg (C), Datsyuk (C), Whitney, Latendresse, Ruutu (C)
RW - Backes (C), Clowe (LW), Perry, Skinner(RW), Frolik (C)
D - Chara, Letang, Shattenkirk, Carle, Girardi, Giordano
G - Rask, Schneider, Fleury

If you have a couple teams in the league that just completely stink - and maybe you've played the tougher teams.

Check this out:
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Moves
1. New York Islanders........65-29-4
2. Detroit Red Wings ........52-36-10
3. Washingthon...............54-40-4
4. Philadelphia Flyers.........52-39-7
5. Toronto Maple Leafs.......48-40-10
6. Atlanta Thrashers..........51-44-3
7. Boston Bruins................48-41-9
8. Montreal Canadiens........47-41-10
9. Buffalo Sabres...............48-43-7
10. Dallas Stars................48-44-6
11. Vancouver Canucks........24-66-8
12. Calgary Flames................9-83-6

I'm 10th/12... with a winning record!
(It's because our 12th team went AWOL, we locked his team, and everybody takes turn beating the crap out of him. Plus, 2nd-10th = very competitve... and only the top 6 make playoffs in this league.)

I really haven't. Only three teams in our league are clearly below the average. I've played both of them and they ended in ties haha. I've also played another team who is below me in the standings twice, one of which I won 10-3 the other was a tie. By the way, that 10-3 win is my ONLY win this season. If I didn't know better, I would think the US government was somehow involved in a plot to ensure I miss the playoffs. I wonder if one of the other teams is secretly Obama?