Today the Fat Tuesday but everyday the Fat Tuesday for the tequilamonster mother. The tequilamonster mother old country style

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I can't tell if Tequilamonster is a child or if he's some kind of savant dominating the internet...

He fits the profile of someone that spends too much time signed into World of Warcraft.

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Twitter:@DH_EricDaoust.

He the child 100% raisin balls like the no good mother****er the Dan Marino if I ever see either on the street I beat the **** out of them til they bleed dogshit make them humble cuz I'm the legend

Can Metaldude please write up a "Cage Match" between tequila monster and the iron sheik? That would be, uh, interesting...

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WISCONSIN YAHOO! 1 yr, 12 teams, H2H
G, A, +/-, PIM, PPP, SOG, W, GAA, SV%, SO
Daily starts: 2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 2G, 4BN, 2 IR
Used 23/25 moves
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C) Giroux(RW), Datsyuk(LW), Bergeron, Peverley
LW) Ovechkin(RW), Pacioretty, Stalberg
RW) Perry, Iginla, Okposo
D) Pietrangelo, Subban, Phaneuf, Karlsson
G) Rask, Khudobin
IR) Spezza

Legendary.

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8 team keeper league (keep 5)
Standard Yahoo scoring format: G, A, +/-, PPP, SHP, S, PIM, HIT, BLK, W/L, SV, -GA, SO

Forwards:
Malkin, Parise, Backstrom, Kessel, Giroux, Pacioretty, Wheeler, Elias, Steen, Voracek, Bergeron, Parenteau

Defensemen:
Subban, Byfuglien, Weber, Wideman, Gonchar

Goalies:
Lundqvist, Kipprusoff, Crawford

Farm:
Seguin, Huberdeau

Not sure if anyone else reads the web comic Questionable Content but there is a semi-recurring character called Tequila Monster who looks like this:



I think TM should change his avatar

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14 Team 22-man H2H Keeper League (Keep 15 - 4th Year)

G,A,+/-,PIM,PPP,SHP,GWG,SOG,Hits, W,GAA,SA,SV%,SHO

Dress:
3C,3LW,3RW,1F,5D,2G,5BN,3IR

C - Malkin (RW), Backstrom, E Staal, Stoll
LW - Zetterberg (C), Datsyuk (C), Whitney, Latendresse, Ruutu (C)
RW - Backes (C), Clowe (LW), Perry, Skinner(RW), Frolik (C)
D - Chara, Letang, Shattenkirk, Carle, Girardi, Giordano
G - Rask, Schneider, Fleury

I think the Shiek ate too much chicken shawarma last night. priceless.

Imagine if the Sens traded with the Isles so Okposo could flank Turris' wing. TM's brain would explode.

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