Damn you really are prophetic. I gave ya the benefit of the doubt, but your kiss of death is more than an urban legend - pathologically prophetic indeed!

Tell me, is it just as lethal if we don't actually read your posts? Cuz if so, there's hope.

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Four out of three people have difficulty with fractions

Commish - Twisted Wrister Fantasy Hockey League

12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

Yeah, we can use the ignore feature or a mod can ban him.

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24-team H2H (roto G, A, GWG, SHP, PPP, PIM, +/, SOG, Hits, Blks, FOW, W, SV, SV%, GAA, SO)

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Twitter:@DH_EricDaoust.

You should do us all a favor and just outright drop Quick so he can turn his play around.

I would recommend trading him normally, but I don't want to run the risk that you acquire another goalie that I own.

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Without me, it's only "aweso".

14 Team 22-man H2H Keeper League (Keep 15 - 4th Year)

G,A,+/-,PIM,PPP,SHP,GWG,SOG,Hits, W,GAA,SA,SV%,SHO

Dress:
3C,3LW,3RW,1F,5D,2G,5BN,3IR

C - Malkin (RW), Backstrom, E Staal, Stoll
LW - Zetterberg (C), Datsyuk (C), Whitney, Latendresse, Ruutu (C)
RW - Backes (C), Clowe (LW), Perry, Skinner(RW), Frolik (C)
D - Chara, Letang, Shattenkirk, Carle, Girardi, Giordano
G - Rask, Schneider, Fleury

I think it would be best if we just created a forum just for him and give everyone the option of reading his goalie advice if they want to subject themselves to such torment.

At least that way we can contain the evil from spreading...

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2013 Bay Street CBS Playoff Cash Pool - $100 buyin
12 Teams, Points Only (G/A = 1, DG = 2, W = 2, SO = 1)

The Motherpuckers (5 NYR, 2 PIT, 3 VAN)
Forwards: Neal / Iginla / Nash / Richards / Stepan / Roy / Higgins
Defense: Del Zotto / Garrison
Goalies: Lundqvist

LOL.
This is because you own Bryz & Varly and they are cursed because of you, eh!
Mercy... you are killing us. Trade them, trade them now!

The funny thing is that the fantasy gods disguise their tactics.
For example, they don't straight up curse the goalies themselves, because that would be too obvious.

Instead, they pillage Hartnell & Landeskog... causing both teams to struggle mightily for wins.

In the DobberEntry League, I have 7 wins in 21 games from my two Russians.
BUT... I'm also leading the league in SAVES (a category).
AND... fortunately their GAA isn't terrible (a category). [Except last night's Bryz failure dropped me two spots in GAA & listening to the Avs blow the game against COL was... heart-breaking}
BUT... for now, I'm actually 1st in that DobberEntry league.

The real question is:
How do we break the bondon-goalie-curse?

A goalie ant-forum? Not a bad idea. The Yin to Justin Goldman's Yang.

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Four out of three people have difficulty with fractions

Commish - Twisted Wrister Fantasy Hockey League

12 team, $$$, 24 players, Weekly, H2H, limited keeper (8), multi-cat (G, A, PIMs, Hits, SOG, HT/ W, GA, SV%, SO)

Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

I have Bryz in the UHL... thanks for the GAA over 9 so far this week Bondon.

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

I hate you.

Go win your division!

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24-team H2H (roto G, A, GWG, SHP, PPP, PIM, +/, SOG, Hits, Blks, FOW, W, SV, SV%, GAA, SO)

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Twitter:@DH_EricDaoust.

We should call it the Goalie Kuild.

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