Heard rumours about it, but a source claims that Lance Armstrong plans to admit to doping in an exclusive interview with Oprah on Monday. People are speculating that he intends on admitting his guilt with the hope of returning to competition. His lifetime ban from competing could be lifted if he admits to doping.

http://www.tsn.ca/cycling/story/?id=413353

Rylant

- I doped.

Wow, congratulations on taking the big step forward to admitting that it was wrong.

- [Internally thinking "Wrong?"] Thank you, I can't wait to get back in competition.

And we can't wait to have you. Now, are you still using PEDs?

- Umm no.

That's great to hear. If you wouldn't mind, please take these tests to prove you're clean.

- No sweat, I've passed these tests a million times.

I think you are missing the point.

- Umm, you mean I was supposed to stop?!

Yes. That is one of our focuses, to clean up the sport.

- But. But. But. But how am I supposed to win?! Oh well, at least I automatically qualify so I can still cycle to save face.

Umm.

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" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."

I didnt know Oprah still had a TV show. I thought she was "retired".

Either way, who cares if Lance admits he did 'roids. He is yesterdays news anyways.

Maybe Oprah should give Bonds, Clemens and Sosa a call and see if they have anything they want to say while she is doing her interview with Lance.

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10 Team, Points Only, $$ League, Keep 20/25 at seasons end
25 Man Roster, top 20 monthly point getters count
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt

Stamkos, Tavares, Hall, Couture, Hanzal, Wheeler, Stastny, Versteeg, Fisher, Hornqvist, Eriksson, Hodgson, Setoguchi, Turris, Steen, Letang, DRoy, Yakupov, Grabner, Byfuglien, Baertschi

G-Rask, Halak, Schneider

How the **** can he be allowed to go back to competing if he admits he was guilty? What a stupid system.

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GO WINGS!

12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak

Somewhere Pete Rose is laughing...

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

Who's Pete Rose?

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GO WINGS!

12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak

My neighbour, I bet him $100 that Armstrong would never fess up...

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

We have this sport here called baseball. A player throws the ball to an opponent who tries to hit the ball with a bat. After he hits the ball, the player runs around a diamond trying to acquire bases. If he gets around the diamond, his team gets a run (point).

Pete Rose is the best hitter in baseball history, with 4256 hits. However he gambled on his own team, the Cincinnati Reds, so he can't go to the Hall of Fame.

Check out his new reality show , starts tonight on TLC , Pete Rose - Hits and Mrs.
I'll be watching the Passionate Eye!
I've now lost all respect for Armstrong and truly believe he started his foundation to profit his own accounts.
Hope he wipes out in his first race.

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Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun.

LW - Malkin
LW - J. Skinner
LW - T. Ennis
LW - Conacher
LW - Raymond
C - Matthias
C - M. Richards
C - V. Filppula
C - Vermette
RW - B. Schenn
RW - M. Read
RW - J. Huberdeau
RW - M. Gaborik
Def. - Pietrangelo
Def. - B. Smith
Def. - Diaz
Def. - OEL
Def. - Stoner
G - Louongo
G - Markstrom
G - Neuvirth

I couldn't agree more. Lying about it all of these years was completely self-serving, and now it appears that his coming clean about it is also going to be completely self-serving. What a douchebag...

Rylant