It is true... b0ndage is also a black belt in the subtle art of fence-riding... ie: addressing both sides of an argument without taking an actual definitive position. This is why it often appears that he is NEVER wrong.

He also avoids confrontation at all costs... in order to avoid rubbing people the wrong way, even if they deserve the rubbing. The one exception being Dyz who he seems to "rub" on a daily basis.

Clearly you just met me yesterday, for you seem to have no recollection of my goaltending prowess.

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In his mind there is only enough space for memories of himself flexing in the mirror. Whatever he does know about you is unfortunately lost.

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Don't let 'em bring ya down, bondon. They know not of your greatness.

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In case you didn't get the memo... this is a ROASTING thread

Ah, but he was talking about my level of greatness in destroying people's hopes and dreams of winning their goaltending categories...so that in itself was a comedic insult.

Out of curiosity, is it still a roast if the roastee roasts himself? Or does it become something else, like a BBQ or a broiling?

Could you elaborate on this rubbing a little more? In fact, I just want you to say Dyz and bondon's names with the word "rubbing" together in another sentence.

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When b0ndon enters a goalie thread, play it safe and pick Toskala.

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When bondon first entered a goalie thread, Toskala played it safe and signed overseas.

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In 2002 Bondon picked team Sweden to win...

and then this happened:
Poor Tommy Salo



....and the legend was born

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