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Loch · #21 10-08-2012, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericdaoust

This is why I am here. Alone, I do not have all the answers, but collectively our potential has no limits.

Yeah, to quote Einstein:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Zorro · #22 10-08-2012, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aleco83

Eric, the important question to ask when asked to eat a bag of dicks is if they are white or chocolate. If it is the latter, you will likely need 2 sittings.

What is going on here??

Bomm Bastic · #23 10-08-2012, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ericdaoust

I hear large boiled carrots are the going thing for vegans.

And if you're into organic-only, watch out for the free range dicks. They're not as healthy as you may think.

ericdaoust · #24 10-08-2012, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorro

Some times in text we can come off as "dicks", but for the most part we all understand that not everything can be taking so literally around here..

Tell that to the bullies that are making me doubt myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

Yeah, to quote Einstein:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

Apparently dicks are in infinite supply since they are distributed in bag-fulls.

Zorro · #25 10-08-2012, 01:12 PM

Has anybody actually seen a "bag full of dicks"?? That would be a nightmare..

Who said this?? I would love to ask them, so I know where NOT to travel..

ericdaoust · #26 10-08-2012, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorro

Has anybody actually seen a "bag full of dicks"?? That would be a nightmare..

Who said this?? I would love to ask them, so I know where NOT to travel..

It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.

27Blue · #27 10-08-2012, 01:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

Bomm Bastic · #28 10-08-2012, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericdaoust

It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.

Dick-shaped apples? That would be a true compromise.

Zorro · #29 10-08-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by InnocentBystander

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=CzbUR...%3DCzbURUrgQao

Great, I click on this link and the first thing I see is: "Creepiest Pedophile of ALL time".
I hate this thread, HAHA..

bondon · #30 10-08-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ericdaoust

It was a guy that had a teenage girl meltdown on the forum. Bondon negotiated with him and we settled on "bag of apples". Not nearly as entertaining.

Nah, no negotiating involved. I just did what I thought would be tame enough o be nice.

If I had my choice i would have changed his post to "I'd love to eat a bag of ****s." but alas, I must be politically correct.

...not that there's anything wrong with that

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