Heard rumours about it, but a source claims that Lance Armstrong plans to admit to doping in an exclusive interview with Oprah on Monday. People are speculating that he intends on admitting his guilt with the hope of returning to competition. His lifetime ban from competing could be lifted if he admits to doping.

http://www.tsn.ca/cycling/story/?id=413353

Rylant

- I doped.

Wow, congratulations on taking the big step forward to admitting that it was wrong.

- [Internally thinking "Wrong?"] Thank you, I can't wait to get back in competition.

And we can't wait to have you. Now, are you still using PEDs?

- Umm no.

That's great to hear. If you wouldn't mind, please take these tests to prove you're clean.

- No sweat, I've passed these tests a million times.

I think you are missing the point.

- Umm, you mean I was supposed to stop?!

Yes. That is one of our focuses, to clean up the sport.

- But. But. But. But how am I supposed to win?! Oh well, at least I automatically qualify so I can still cycle to save face.

Umm.

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I didnt know Oprah still had a TV show. I thought she was "retired".

Either way, who cares if Lance admits he did 'roids. He is yesterdays news anyways.

Maybe Oprah should give Bonds, Clemens and Sosa a call and see if they have anything they want to say while she is doing her interview with Lance.

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10 Team, Points Only, $$ League, Keep 20/25 at seasons end
25 Man Roster, top 20 monthly point getters count
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt

Stamkos, Tavares, Hall, Couture, Hanzal, Wheeler, Stastny, Versteeg, Fisher, Hornqvist, Eriksson, Hodgson, Setoguchi, Turris, Steen, Letang, DRoy, Yakupov, Grabner, Byfuglien, Baertschi

G-Rask, Halak, Schneider

How the **** can he be allowed to go back to competing if he admits he was guilty? What a stupid system.

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12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak

Somewhere Pete Rose is laughing...

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... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.

Who's Pete Rose?

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GO WINGS!

12 team H2H dynasty, most categories under the sun, incl. hits/blocks. Main team, farm

C: Kopitar Backstrom Stepan Cammalleri Little Bolland Laich Johnson
LW: Parise Lupul Erat McDonald Martin Silfverberg Nyquist Schwartz Morin Nieto Conacher
RW: PKane Doan Pominville Nash Clowe Lupul Rinaldo Stafford Rattie Stone Chiasson Ritchie
D: Green Suter Seabrook Dillon Beauchemin Schenn Letang Schultz Hamilton McNabb Rielly Harrison
G: Bryzgalov Pavelec Holtby Neuvirth Nihlstorp Lack CalPickard Andersen Stalock Sateri Eriksson
IR: Halak