Originally Posted by NoWayOut
Me, at the moment, no such luck. Heck I'm not even fat enough to have man boobs. If that was the case I could stay home and watch hockey, drink beer, and play with my own boobs. All for the best though, the only time I'd leave the house would be for more beer.
I suddenly feel compelled to get in the car, roll down the windows, and crank this song up....
Speaking of Rodney, the semi-official beer thread theme song....
All a man needs is a TV, a Beer, and an iPhone.
TV = Hockey or whatever else suits your mood.
Beer = bottle filled with delicious nectar
iPhone (or laptop, but with an iPhone you can hold a beer at same time) = access to boobies, food, friends, and hundreds of other possibilities