LOL.
This is because you own Bryz & Varly and they are cursed because of you, eh!
Mercy... you are killing us. Trade them, trade them now!

The funny thing is that the fantasy gods disguise their tactics.
For example, they don't straight up curse the goalies themselves, because that would be too obvious.

Instead, they pillage Hartnell & Landeskog... causing both teams to struggle mightily for wins.

In the DobberEntry League, I have 7 wins in 21 games from my two Russians.
BUT... I'm also leading the league in SAVES (a category).
AND... fortunately their GAA isn't terrible (a category). [Except last night's Bryz failure dropped me two spots in GAA & listening to the Avs blow the game against COL was... heart-breaking}
BUT... for now, I'm actually 1st in that DobberEntry league.

The real question is:
How do we break the bondon-goalie-curse?