The reflection in this thread bears a more than passing resemblence to the old funhouse mirrors.
Note: young people, a fun house was full of mirrors that distorted your image - taller, shorter, hour-glass, huge head, etc... your iPhone has an app just like it I don't doubt.
Note note: young people, and hour-glass is a primative timing implement that you will recognize from waiting for things to load in windows... and there is probably an iPhone app for that too...
Anyway, through the distortion of nostalgia I congratulate TM for his many memorable posts.
Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!
... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.