The thing they don't report (that makes this hilarious) is that Big Mike was actually doing an accuracy drill at the time.
At a different practice facility.
Leafs coaches are reported to be impressed with the work he has put into improving his shooting accuracy. "The improvement is significant" Coach Carlyle observed.
Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!
... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.