The thing they don't report (that makes this hilarious) is that Big Mike was actually doing an accuracy drill at the time.

At a different practice facility.


Leafs coaches are reported to be impressed with the work he has put into improving his shooting accuracy. "The improvement is significant" Coach Carlyle observed.

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Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!

... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.