I'd much rather see everyone throw locks out on the ice (when no one is on there of course). It would chip the ice and would take a few floods before it would be safe to play, delaying the game just like the lock out delayed the season. The longer the lock out, the larger the locks. Symbology.
Plus, throwing stuff is fun.
" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."