To steal (and tweak) a little dialog from As Good As It Gets:
Me (upon seeing DGB): I can't resist! You usually move through here so quickly and I just have so many questions I want to ask you. You have no idea what your work means to me.
DGB: What does it mean to you?
Me: [stands up] When somebody out there knows what it's like...
[place one hand on her forehead and the other over her heart]
Me: ... to be in here.
DGB: Oh God, this is like a nightmare.
[Turns around and presses the elevator button multiple times]
Me: Oh come on! Just a couple of questions. How hard is that?
[Scampers up to DGB]
Me: How do you write Bettman so well?
DGB: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Okay, so maybe nobody likes a cynic, but everybody f**king hates those perky optimists!
... and anyway, I make a damn good cynic.