How about a story from my childhood?

When I was younger I took piano lessons every weekend, did the whole Conservatory and Rudiments thing. I used to dread piano lessons, and I used to do random things before them to pass the time. One time when I was maybe 8 years old, I was playing with a stapler in my dad's den and as any other curious child, I opened the stapler up and started stapling random pieces of paper to the board on the wall.

Sooner or later I got bored of playing with the stapler so I decided to put it away.Problem was when I closed it I snapped it shut right on my fingers, and actually stapled my middle finger and ring finger together. I walked up to my parents and said 'I stapled my fingers together'.

It hurt like a bitch when my dad pulled the staple out but I got to skip my piano lesson that week. #winning