In order to be certain to respect the limitation on words, I will refer to the greatest Goalie Of All Time by its acronym, namely the greatest G.O.A.T.

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The greatest G.O.A.T. was elected by the arch-devils Bettman and Fehr as the outcast, thrown into the everlasting winter of Nil-Hockey. Throughout the year, the sins of the wealthy owners and players will be transferred to the greatest G.O.A.T. so that, on the Day of Atonement, the greatest G.O.A.T. can be sacrificed on Dobber's altar and both the owners and players can run back into wilderness, all their crimes expiated.

For his aptitude to sustain the burden of the sins of others, the greatest G.O.A.T. is without any doubt the fantasy hockey fan.