Originally Posted by ericdaoust
Seeing him in Tropic Thunder was such a shock. Well done, and his dancing was priceless.
Oh, okay, Flaming Dragon, ****face. First, take a big step back... and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!