I Love Fantasy Hockey Because...

I am the boss. No matter what format or league I am in, I call the shots. I can decide who is playing or who is riding the pine from the comfort of my couch. I can manage multiple teams at once while having dinner at the in-laws. I can make trades from my smart phone while waiting outside the changing room at a department store. When someone gets injured, I will put them on IR and be confident in my farm call-ups because my scouts over at DobberProspects work tireless hours researching which prospect is ready for the big show. When I crush you, you will hear about it either on the league forums or on Twitter. I repeat, I will crush you. If you don't use Frozen Pools, you don't even deserve to be in the same league as me. My goalies will laugh at your pea shooters because the smart money is invested in GOLD-man.

Be it from my bed or couch, while at work, on the road, at a dinner, in a pub or in my home office. I will crush you. I am the boss. Excuse me now as my wife is calling...