http://gawker.com/5963405/not-even-k...tor-prank-ever

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Not even sure I can say this one is funny.....I'd punch whoever did that to me. Who knows.....might even punch the girl....I've seen too many scary movies where peopel just stand there while little creepy kids get even creepier.

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RF:Pence
Util:Ozuna
SP:Cain,Moore,Latos,Kennedy,Ryu,Guthrie
RP:Henderson,Rivera,League,Gregerson,Herrera
DL:Hart,Anderson,Bailey

If that's real that's so cruel but at the same time awesome.

I ****ing love the girl in the lobby listening to the screams inside the elevator. She's a maniac.

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The really scary part is reading the comments at the end of the article...

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LOL this girl must have had the time of her life! She won't be able to take grown ups serious any more though....

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Lol. I think I would have either pissed myself, or fvcked up that little girl's shlt badly!

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I saw this video floating around Facebook over the past few days. I laughed my ass off at it but glad I wasnt one of the suckers in the elevator when it happened. I probably would have beat the crap out of the kid out of sheer terror.

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That is some seriously f--ked up shit. I've witnessed some really sadistic practical jokes, but nothing on that level....ok one.

Years ago I witnessed a truck driver pull an equally f--ked "joke" on another trucker. It's not uncommon as truck drivers to take a power nap with your head resting on the steering wheel. This one time one of our drivers was waiting for the office to open and he was taking the aforementioned power nap on the lot. Another driver saw this, pulled his truck up nose to nose with this guys truck, hit his high beams and laid on the air horn.

Needless to say that "joke" was not well received. Talk about taking years off your life. I have never seen a look of utter terror on a human beings face like that, and honestly hope I never do again. Those of us who witnessed it were willing to appear in court on behalf of the victim of the "joke" to testify that it was justifiable homicide had he been able to lay his hands on the jokester.

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watched that a while ago. awsome- unless you get in the elevator.

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I agree

Talk about fearing for one's life.

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