Sex sells in our society.

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Those bunkers could use some mediation.

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Really, in Sudbury? Huh, who knew.

On my way!

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We've always been mental, it just never showed before since we didn't have all that down time with nothing else to do. And to our credit we hadn't reached the full Busey yet, though if the season had been canceled I'm sure we would have reached that level of batshit crazy, by oh, say, next week.

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What was thought to be conspicuously shaped military munitions bunkers, turned out to be nothing more than Pamela Anderson sun bathing in a nearby field.

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Start: 2C, 2RW, 2LW, 4D, 2G

I was JUST thinking of that today while browsing the site and seeing this everytime the page loads

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P=1 DPts=1.2 +/-=.32 PIM=.08 PPP=.4 SHP=.6 S=.015 Blk=.2 Hit=.08
W=2 OTL=.8 GA=-.64 SV=.08 SO=3

Pro (23 keep 17)
C- Filppula,Turris,Stastny,Backstrom
D-Boyle,MDZ,Karlsson,Robidas,Goligoski,Schenn,Seiden berg
G-Anderson,Hiller,Rinne
LW-Malone,Parise,Rolston,Eriksson,Ruutu
RW-Alfredsson,Callahan,Setoguchi,Brown,Ryder,Vrbata

Farm (9 keep all, max 200 GP, 100 Goalies)
Colborne,Leblanc,Loktionov,Perreault,Tangradi,Blum ,Poulin,Markstrom

Apparently 'Eat a bag of dicks' is on the rise as an insult.

Appropriate response (courtesy of Nathan Fillion* and his twitter account) that you can use next time Eric.

Kid on Xbox: Eat a bag of dicks.
Me: I'm vagiterian.

* If you don't know of Mr. Fillion, well, you can go eat a bag of dicks.

ps. Sorry for bumping an old trainwreck thread. Not really, but lying is that new honesty, right?

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I'm very worried. This monster was laid to rest for a reason. Don't poke the bear!

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You forced me to take 5 minutes out of my day to google this.
I was hoping bondon had modded his twitter account to say "bag of apples".

As an aside: Remember when you were a kid and somebody said "Say 'I was born on a pirate ship'."
And then they'd say "Now put your fingers in your mouth like this and say it."

That was funny.

It's also funny to say "I like to eat a bag of apples"... like that.
Just saying.

I don't remember that one, ours was similar though with the phrase "Wayne Gretzky, get the puck off the ice".

Maybe that's the difference in growing up in Canada

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