Here it is, the long awaited list. You've heard me talk about 'em. You've often wondered if I just pull them out of a hat (or perhaps, a certain oriface in my body). Nope. I get 'em off this list.
The rule of thumb - if you ever manage to acquire, accidentally or otherwise - a member of the executive committee or a certified band-aid boy, get them off your team immediately. Not worth the headache (no pun intended). If you acquire a band-aid boy trainee, then keeping this player is acceptable...but just be cautious. It is possible to go from "certified" back to "trainee", or from "trainee" right off of this list. To do that, the player would need to play 79 games or more in a season (in the future...because the past does not matter in pools).
President, CEO - Peter Forsberg
Vice President, headcase operations - Eric Lindros
Vice President, knee operations - Martin Havlat
Band-Aid Boy Hall of Fame
Certified Band-Aid Boys
Band-Aid Boy Trainees
Mike Van Ryn