Here it is, the long awaited list. You've heard me talk about 'em. You've often wondered if I just pull them out of a hat (or perhaps, a certain oriface in my body). Nope. I get 'em off this list.

The rule of thumb - if you ever manage to acquire, accidentally or otherwise - a member of the executive committee or a certified band-aid boy, get them off your team immediately. Not worth the headache (no pun intended). If you acquire a band-aid boy trainee, then keeping this player is acceptable...but just be cautious. It is possible to go from "certified" back to "trainee", or from "trainee" right off of this list. To do that, the player would need to play 79 games or more in a season (in the future...because the past does not matter in pools).

Executive

President, CEO - Peter Forsberg

Vice President, headcase operations - Eric Lindros

Vice President, knee operations - Martin Havlat



Band-Aid Boy Hall of Fame

Alexei Zhamnov

Eric Daze



Certified Band-Aid Boys

Tuomo Ruutu

Todd Bertuzzi

Tim Connolly

Sandis Ozolinsh

Jason Allison

Marian Gaborik

David Legwand

Erik Cole

Scott Walker

Marco Sturm

Nik Antropov

Ed Jovanovski

Martin Rucinsky

Carlo Colaiacovo

Valeri Bure

Scott Thornton

Mike Fisher

Bryan Berard

Jochen Hecht

Nik Kronwall

Alyn McCauley

Pierre Turgeon

Steve Rucchin



Band-Aid Boy Trainees

Jason Spezza

Saku Koivu

Ladislav Nagy

Keith Tkachuk

Sheldon Souray

Doug Weight

Mathieu Schneider

Todd White

Owen Nolan

Dan Fritsche

Igor Grigorenko

Mike Van Ryn

Jordan Leopold

Ray Whitney

Simon Gagne

Dainius Zubrus

Nathan Horton

Nikolai Zherdev

Mikko Koivu

Stephen Weiss

Petr Prucha

Mike Knuble

Brenden Morrow

Gary Roberts

Mikael Samuelsson

Anthony Stewart

Rob Niedermayer

P.J. Axelsson

Rostislav Klesla

Joni Pitkanen

Henrik Zetterberg

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